“That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.”
— (via angiellehcim)

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

teenbitch:

how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary

kalories:

no one wants to fertilize my eggs we can stop with the monthly foolishness

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

Details of Michelangelo’s masterpiece “David” 1501–1504

pietro-wanda:

mischief managed. (listen) - (take it with you)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TERESA♥ queen of my heart and tlat enthusiast, i hope you have the most wonderful day. here’s to many more years of sharing our love of alina kovalenko, darling!!!

THE DRAUGHT OF PEACE is a potion which relieves anxiety and agitation. Its ingredients are powdered moonstone, syrup of hellebore, powdered porcupine quills, and powdered unicorn horn. It should be a turquoise blue when finished and simmered before being drunk.
© meanwolfs